I caught Mikey a while ago trying to swallow a piece of dental floss my mom gave him. When I asked him why, he said "Because Jesus needs it". I told him I didn't think Jesus wanted a piece of used floss. And he replies "Yes, he does...he needs to floss his teeth!" Oh, Mikey!
There is a back story to this. We always tell Mikey that Jesus lives inside him. I guess he figured what better way to get something to Him, than to swallow it! Crazy kid!